so let’s see. This morning, did I:
- wake up in a bed that wasn’t mine and feel like I ought not to have been there?
- have a raging hangover that threatened to crush my will to live?
- show up an unacceptable 30 minutes late to work, only to be subjected to Tom Lawler’s discourse on his upcoming colonoscopy consultation (TWICE, no less)?
Yeah, it’s been a bang-up day. Things I would like to know:
- (Why) does God hate me?
- How can I sneak away from the office and grab some really greasy fries to alleviate the unmitigated agony that is my stomach right now?
- What exactly made the last 11 hours as awful as they were?
End whiny depressing entry.